Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Bloodstains and Oranges

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Here's today's random picture.

Yesterday was amusing. I should have realized how it would go when I woke up, walked into the living room, and the dog immediately vomited on the floor. His diarrhea came later.

There was an issue with a file that I needed for work that hadn't arrived, but that's best left as-is - the humor goes away if I talk about how long it took to actually get the file in an e-mail - and hey, it's office talk. You know, Dilbert.

Although it was kind of funny when I cut my thumb and didn't realize it. Nothing like suddenly noticing all the BLOODSTAINS on your clothing, right?

Lunch was nice. I ate an orange. Then I realized that the orange had gone bad and was FERMENTED.

At least I made it to a gas station after noticing the needls was on E.

And that one soda didn't explode in my face - I managed to angle it away in time.

You know... I love life. If you look at yesterday as having happened to someone else, it becomes hilarious. Anyway, I'll wrap this up with something meaningful - a picture from a coworker's wedding!

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So, you got drunk on a fermented orange?
Vegetables are great, but the Heart Start Defibrillator is better (At saving your life, that is ;) ).
I had some cherry juice ferment in the fridge one year. Cherry wine. I suppose if I liked wine, I might not have complained. (It's possible I some yeast got into the juice bottle while I was making bread; that's my best guess for why it went bad so quickly.)
Well, this wasn't exactly orange wine. Most fermented beverages are fermented in a controlled environment. This is just an orange that went bad.
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It is good to see a picture of you with your head attached to your body.

I was shopping for acorn squash and, when I reached for one, was shocked to feel my thumb sink into it. The thing was rotten and molded on the bottom. I also pulled a grape from a cluster and had the same fun thing happen, for the same reason. Life is messy.

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It must have been all of the food references that caught the attention of that one.
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