Sunday, November 20, 2005

POLYGAMY

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Now I know I've got your attention.

Evidently, someone in my church has started teaching polygamy recently. Please note that I am in no way connected to Mormonism, nor do I live in Utah. And yet, there he is. This unnamed individual's plan is to marry about fifty mail-order brides and raise an "army of sons" to "run his businesses."



You know those little privately-owned ATM machines that show up from time to time? He owns about five of them.

And apparently needs fifty sons for that.

This guy is normally a pretty nice guy - as long as you don't criticize hinduism or scientology. He's a genuine volunteer, and always wants to help - in fact, he forces himself to help in every situation, which usually has disastrous results. once, he helped with the sound system fo rthe church service, and caused the lights to shut off. One time, he tried to fix a drain clog and actually destroyed the piping.

Somehow, I think that this isn't the end of it.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Bloodstains and Oranges

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Here's today's random picture.


Yesterday was amusing. I should have realized how it would go when I woke up, walked into the living room, and the dog immediately vomited on the floor. His diarrhea came later.

There was an issue with a file that I needed for work that hadn't arrived, but that's best left as-is - the humor goes away if I talk about how long it took to actually get the file in an e-mail - and hey, it's office talk. You know, Dilbert.

Although it was kind of funny when I cut my thumb and didn't realize it. Nothing like suddenly noticing all the BLOODSTAINS on your clothing, right?

Lunch was nice. I ate an orange. Then I realized that the orange had gone bad and was FERMENTED.

At least I made it to a gas station after noticing the needls was on E.

And that one soda didn't explode in my face - I managed to angle it away in time.

You know... I love life. If you look at yesterday as having happened to someone else, it becomes hilarious. Anyway, I'll wrap this up with something meaningful - a picture from a coworker's wedding!

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